PM a écrit :J'allais le dire...Loris a écrit :RaHoWa.
http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/Worst_RPG ... 8RaHoWa.29
Et dans un genre différent (une niche u tout petit peu différente on va dire), oserais-je rappeler à Loris....F.A.T.A.L. ?
981 pages + un prog de génération de perso. Dans les choux les Montagnes qui hallucinent...
Ca vaut quoi au final ?
J'aime bien la fiche de perso :
Gromdar Ballparts
Male, Young Adult, Half-Orc, Age 18, 75″(6’3″), 214 lbs.
Physique 114.125
Physical Fitness 141.5
Strength 136
Bodily Attractiveness 72
Health 107
Charisma 100.25
Facial 129
Vocal 67.5
Kinetic 101.5
Rhetorical 103
Dexterity 101.375
Hand-Eye Coordination 40.5
Agility 133.5
Reaction Speed 90.5
Enunciation 141
Intelligence 108.875
Language 119
Math 98
Analytic 94
Spatial 124.5
Wisdom 102.625
Drive 88
Intuition 103
Common Sense 85.5
Reflection 134
Base Life Pts 22
Disposition Mods -25 Ethnicality and -50 Morality
Temperament Mods -50 Sanguine and -25 Melancholic
Disposition (Ethics/Morals) Neutral w Moral
Temperament: Sanguine 11
Choleric 73
Melancholic 41
Phlegmatic 18
Overall Temperament Choleric-Melancholic
Piety Points 9 (believes in a god but doesn’t care)
Birthday 12-24-5082
Birth Status illigitimate, bastard (-2 Soc Cls)
Birthplace village
Social Class peasant
Literacy Illiterate
Money 18 GP
Siblings 3 sisters, 3rd born
Marital Status unhappily married
Languages Black Speech
Offspring: single (out of 1d10,000,000: 9,074,942)
Offspring Gender: female
Family Occupation Hierophant, out of 146 occupations
Personal Occupation Level 1 Inititate
Skill Pts 46
Skills *handwaved*, out of 211 skills
Starting Items, 1 bookcase, 4′x1′x8′
-2 tent for two humans
-3 gloves, leather
-4 bracers, leather
-5 shirt
Beverage 1/2 gal bottle of wine
Food, 1 meat chunk: 1/2 lb, walnuts: 1 lb, 1 lb caviar
Animals: camel, adult male slave
Transport: chariot, barge (he owns quite a bit of stuff)
Weapons: polearm: poleax, broken bottle
Armor: none
Example Chant: 15 chars (. . . U D . M E . T O . W H I E)
Magic Item: ointment of magnetic attraction
Most Attractive Feature: Waist (what a … sexy waist?)
Most Repulsive: Crotch (considering its dimensions, I concur)
Skin: Greenish Tan
Hair color: dirty blonde
Hair Length: 23-30″ or lower back
Hair Thickness, Type: medium thickness, straight
Eye Color: brown
Vision: near-sighted, 600 feet (-20 Aim, Sight)
Characteristic: distinct eyebrows, prominent arch
And now the strange:
Sexuality: strongly heterosexual (94)
Debauchery: gives oral sex (oh how controversial!)
Areola Diameter: 2″
Areola Hue: difficult to identify (err…wha? why?)
Cup Size: A (if needing to dress up as a female half-orc I guess, no doubt that’s come up)
Nipple Length: 1/2″
Tongue: 1/2″ (Ol’ Tiny Tongue they called him)
Anal Circumference Potential: 5-6″
Manhood, Length: 8 1/2″
- Circumference: 8 1/4″ (! almost same around as long !)
Foot Size: 11-12″
Handedness: left
Head Circumference: 25.1″(important when looking for bitchin’ hats)
Since he’s not a female, I didn’t need to determine Hymen Resistance, Vaginal Depth Potential, etc. Pity.
And it only took two and a half hours – cheap at twice the price. Thank god for Excel and an excellent online die roller. And Pandora’s tunes. No way I was trying to figure out how to roll randomly for skills or spells or anything, half the charts have no dice roll prefixes. I added in a bunch of random items for him, just to see what he would wind up with, and so the camel, slave, bookcase, etc.
C'est ma journée des raccourcis malheureux héhé
